Stupid People

the world is run by
stupid people
with nothing better to do
we're supposed to thank
stupid people
cause they look out for you

it's not about qualifications
it's all about who you know
if your daddy high enough in the corporate ladder
you might be good to go

and when your scrounging your last dollar
don't you dare throw it away
stupid people throw stupid parties
that they'd like for you to pay

they don't care about you
they don't care about your brother
they believe in peace but they speak of war
because one pays better than the other

the world is run by
stupid people
with nothing better to do
we're supposed to thank
stupid people
because they know what's best for you

National Get Laid Day

I can't decide
what to buy
to make you happy
It's gotta be
ultra cool
and not to sappy
Cause tomorrow is my big day
I'm so geeked I can hardly wait

It's National Get Laid Day
It's my favorite time of year
National Get Laid Day is finally here
I'll buy you some chocolate
and even some roses
We'll finally get to practice
those sexual poses
I told you about
Everybody scream and shout
Happy Valentine's Day!