National Get Laid Day

I can't decide
what to buy
to make you happy
It's gotta be
ultra cool
and not to sappy
Cause tomorrow is my big day
I'm so geeked I can hardly wait

It's National Get Laid Day
It's my favorite time of year
National Get Laid Day is finally here
I'll buy you some chocolate
and even some roses
We'll finally get to practice
those sexual poses
I told you about
Everybody scream and shout
Happy Valentine's Day!